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An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.
To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.
Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.
See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline
I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!
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THE ALASKAN POLELINER IS A SEX MOVE USED BY THE INUIT ESKIMO, WHEN THEY TAKE A NICE SIZED TERD AND PLACE IT OUTSIDE THEIR IGLOO AND FREEZ IT UP SOLID THEN BRING IT BACK INSIDE AND DILDO THEIR OLD LADYS WITH IT
IT WAS EXTRA COLD LAST NIGHT SO ME AND SALLY DID THE ALASKAN POLELINER
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Sex-Move: Knock your bich out with a fish (preferably an alaskan halibut), put it on your dick, and then fuck her with it.
I gave her an Alaskan Halibut last night. Biches love the Alaskan Halibut.
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very good weed grown in the manatuska valley in alaska also known as manatuska thunderfuck
that alaskan thunderfuck fucked me up after like 1 hit
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When you ejaculate into a fan for the purpose of covering yourself in your own hot semen.
I was freezing cold the other day but all I had was a fan, so I gave myself an Alaskan Heater in order to warm up. It worked.
When you cum around a chick's mouth. It gives the illusion of the girl having rabies.
I was having a threesome, and I gave the girl Alaskan Rabies. The other guy in bed got scared shitless.
Freeze a turd and play backwards tug of war pushing it into each others buttholes
You suck at Alaskan Christmas!