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Goodnight Alpaca

A goodnight alpaca is a night ritual between men. It starts with all of the friends ejaculating into one friends mouth (including himself). Then they all sit in a circle as the friend with the sperm solution kisses his friend to the left giving some of the sperm solution to him. Then that friend kisses the next one and so on until everyone has some in their mouth. The final action is everyone performing a spit take on eachother before they go to sleep.

Mom: "Are you heading to bed soon?"

Me: "Yes, after I do a goodnight alpaca with the boys."

by BoinkTownUSA August 21, 2019


go alpacas

to go crazy on someone.

"im a go alpacas on you"

by alpacas girl July 22, 2008


alpaca insemination

When you give yourself head and cum in your mouth. Then you spit the cum into a girl's vagina thus inseminating the girl.

Tom got Sue pregnant by giving her an alpaca insemination.

by Frank420 January 28, 2010

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Alpaca Guy

A badass motherfucker that isn't afraid to rid the world of autism, one Down syndrome infected baby at a time. An Alpaca Guy will fight battles and kill without regret. In other words, an Alpaca Guy is a badass motherfuckin sociopath.

Did you see the way Anthony killed that autistic bastard? He was such an Alpaca Guy!

by Alpaca_Guy July 4, 2014

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Alpaca

Like a llama, but not as good

Llamas are cooler than alpacas

by Alexiplier777 June 3, 2015

1πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


alpaca finger

Slang for vagina

Man that alpaca finger was tight af

by Phetkittty April 19, 2016


Alpaca hoof

Fat pussy

She’s got an alpaca hoof.

by Jrod29 January 22, 2022