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Slang used by medical professionals for the drug Propofol which has a similar milky texture to Milk of Magnesia. Propofol is a short-acting sedative and hypnotic with no analgesic properties but is used in adjunct to anesthesia.
"That vent patient is getting twitchy. Give her some milk of amnesia."
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A condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.
1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don't remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a case of Shopper's Amnesia."
2. Lisa went to the store and found the hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.
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An excellent hybrid strain of Cannabis, mostly Sativa. Slight pepper-y smell when fresh. A bit whiter than common homegrown. Smokes like a beauty, and will leave you feeling happy as a Jew in 1945. Note the bittersweet lemon-pepper taste, and the slow coming but strong high.
Guy1: Bro, you got that OG Kush?
Guy2: Fuck that noise, I got some Amnesia Haze
Guy1: Brah!
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When u wake up after getting totally drunk the night before and look out the window and your car is gone . You call your best friend to tell her your car was stolen and she tells you it is still parked in front of her house.
I drank so much last night that when I woke up I thought my car was stolen but then my friend told me I got a ride home cause I was so out of it. It was a clear case of hangover amnesia
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When one eats in excess, claiming he or she "forgot" how much they have eaten
Chuck: Who ate all of the cookies?
Guillermo: I only had 3
Chuck: I'm pretty sure you ate them all beacase you were the only one here when they were eaten, it appears you have food amnesia
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When a girl ignores all her other friends because she either has a new boyfriend or because her boyfriend is around. Female version of vag amnesia
Jessie's boyfriend came home from school and now she has total dick amnesia.
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When you find a piece of clothing or accessory in the back of your wardrobe, forget why it was there in the first place, and start wearing it again - remembering why you don't wear that thing all that often only when it's too late.
I wish I didn't have wardrobe amnesia last night - I forgot those shoes gave me blisters and now it hurts to walk!