Random
Source Code
Random
The most amazing catchphrase from the beast that is Martin Goodman
“SHIT ON IT, SHIT ON IT”
“DONT BE A BERK”
15👍 1👎
Is a way of saying diarrhoea or violent shitting. The shits involves sitting on the toilet pan and basically shitting out your guts in liquid form. It's like pissing shit out your anus in other words. The shits is not a very pleasant experience unless your a complete shit loving wierdo who enjoys urinating brown liquid out of his/her ass. The shits has many different causes. One of them is by eating food with a very hot pepper sauce on it. After eating extremely spicy food, the explosive diarrhoea experience is even worse than usual. The inside of the ass cheeks burn something awful and it is like someone has shoved a flame thrower up your rectum and pressed the trigger. The shits can also be caused by food poisoning (eating something that is not cooked properly). In this case vomiting may also happen.
''Aw dude, I was eating this unbelievably hot curry with extra hot sauce and I had the shits for like a week''
''I need the toilet, I can tell this is going to be the shits''
Q - ''What's the shits?''
A - ''Explosive diarrhoea dude''
Q - ''What's that awful smell man?''
A - ''Aw sorry dude I had the shits''
Q - ''Wanna hang out?''
A - ''Sorry I can't, I'm having the shits''
145👍 34👎
Having the ability to shoot anybody in the face if needed to. Being down to do whatever, whenever and having a fuck it mentality.
Terry: What did you do last night?
Robert: I robbed a bank with my niggas to get my bread up.
Terry: Wow weren't you scared?
Robert: No nigga I'm with the shit
323👍 85👎
Cause if u can be pissed why not shitted
Damn dude u look shitted as fuck
23👍 4👎
A prepositional phrase used to emphasize any number of statements. It is used as any other prepositional phrase, such as "i tickled him to death."
in this case being something like, "i tickled him to shit."
It's usage pertains to the complete and total condition of something, be it an event or an object.
I am completely afraid = dude, i'm scared TO SHIT.
My computer is completely broken = my computer short circuited TO SHIT!
Johnny: "Dude!! Be careful with my guitar!! Don't raise it up in the air like that!!"
Eric: "What? Why not?"
Eric subsequently raises the guitar in the air, the guitar hits the ceiling fan, and everything is BROKEN TO SHIT.
35👍 5👎
Usually when you have no way to complete a sentence. Also when you have no idea what you are doing, so you say something stupid and add 'and shit' to the end.
LadyArevalo: noooooo hes gonna make me lift weights and shit
158👍 38👎
1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.
2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
3. The act of making incredulous, sometimes unbelievable statements.
1. I was just in the bathroom shitting.
2. Oh God how I love shitting!
3. No fucking way, you're shitting me!
199👍 52👎