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Term related to Antlers, The Thumb Wave, or Fluffing, Growing Antlers is becoming standard sexual practice in the fields of pornography and commercial theater casting. One chick on her knees working two standing guy's cocks. Smiling at the camera.
Too bad you didn't come along Brandon... This chick was into Growing Antlers. Maybe I shoulda called Tuan.
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When something gets very messed up in a certain context.
"Hey Ray, your just friggen pocket antlered bud!"
"I was just long boarding and fell. Now the J in my pocket is pocket antlered."
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A Movement started by the Texas Rangers to describe good play during games. One hand up in a claw form stands for a good play. Two hands up imitating deer antlers means a speedy play.
The claw and antler movement shit all over the Yankees.
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A multi pronged sexual device worn by a woman as a headpiece and used to please her man by anal penetration.
Girl 1: Hey, did you go out with that NFL Kicker the other night?
Girl 2: Oh, you mean Neil Rackers. Yes and he made me use those anal antlers on him again.
Girl 1: I thought you told him never again after he shit all over your face last time?
When a nerdy couple's kisses often result in the scraping of their glasses and the result sounds like deer antlers (but made of plastic).
Did you see Jenny and Bobby kiss? They have nerd antlers.
When a man gets back from hunting a twelve point buck and cuts the antlers off and shuves it up his wifes asshole to impale her and then stick his dick in her mouth while she is laying on a bed and its only done to where it looks like a retarted deer with antlers
I just did the deers antler on my wife last night
The Awkward Antlers are also used in conjunction with the Awkward Turtle when re-telling events. The antlers are used in stages with the progression of awkwardness. To express the beginning of awkwardness, raise each index finger and hold them up to your head (stage 1). When the awkward tension starts to build, the antlers begin to waver/shake (stage 2). Then, when awkwardness reaches its climax, suddenly the antlers become all 4 fingers on each hand, sans the thumb, expressing to your audience that things were INCREDIBLE HORRIBLY AWKWARD (stage 3).
(The last stage is usually accompanied by, but not limited to: bulging eyes, anguished expression, gasping, etc.)
In the Situation: As you hug your Ex, you do the awkward turtle behind his back.
When Re-telling:
"I saw my Ex, John, come into the Party!"
*Stage 1 Awkward Antlers*
"Then, he called out my name and started toward me," *Stage 2, Aavering Antlers*
"All of the sudden, he just leaped on me and began to cry!"
*Final Stage 3 Distressed Antlers*
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