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Every Sunday from 10am-10pm is Applesauce time.Its a time to get some Applesauce and drink it ,eat it ,slurp it what ever you want.Just get that sause.
Priest-bri what are you doing your disterbing service.
Bri-what day is it?
Priest-sunday
Bri-Now what time is it?
Priest-10:30 am
Bri-Exactly now pass me the Applesauce it's only Applesauce time for 12hours
The swag you acquire when you think you are good at something, but clearly are not. Generally is the douchebag of the group who suffers from SMS (Short Man Syndrome) and just lacks overall rationalization that they really aren't "the shit." Tends to get angry when they suck at something (which is all the time, you would think they would be used to it.) and do irrational things such as break up with a girl or fuck a dude.
Yo Dillon, your applesauce swag is through the roof!
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The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."
I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.
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to find something very easy.
it replaces "a piece of cake"
man, that test was applesauce!
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when a fat black man shits in a milf's mouth and then duct tapes it shut slaps her in the face with his penis and farts in her nose while going down the road on a public bus.
you shoulda seen what i did to that bitch avory on the bus that black applesauce was awesome!
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applesauce man is a russian speaking superhero that way better than bat-man like what kind of name is that its just a rip off of batman
applesauce man swooped down and beat the robber with applesauce
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Many know it as a classic snack or a delicious side to pork chops, but it was actually popularized as lube when it was discovered during the height of the Third Reich that Hitler used it to become to pussy destroyer we know today. He found it to be more efficient than your run-of-the-mill sexual lubricant.
Nazi Officer: "Furher! A large shipment of Mott's Applesauce has just arrived."
Hitler: "Das is gud. Just in time for the orgy!"
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