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Man Apron: The act of a man cooking topless in order to keep his shirt cleanish. Best done if said man has a mane of chest hair.
Hey man, it looks like that juice coming out of that steak might splatter on your shirt. Want this apron?
-No. (quickly removes shirt) MAN APRON!!!!
Skin never stains!
-Awesome. And that steak smells delicious.
-Yep.
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this only requires two individual people (one male, one female, or you can be creative), one bar restroom, and one ben rothlisberger jersey. the first person wears the steelers jersey forcing their-self upon the helpless second person. once finished, the forceful person that wore the ben rothlisberger jersey will go to bar louie in station square, pennsylvania.
i was taken into the bathroom by a man and he gave me a pittsburgh apron. now i wear my work apron crooked to cover up my butt hole so it doesn't happen again.
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A particularly spiteful sexual act necessitating the consumption of large amounts of red meat prior to engagement in coitus. One must then seduce a strict vegetarian, a vegan being of additional value. Having done so, begin the process of intercourse. In the midst of your passionate love making, induce vomiting, covering your partner in a meaty paste. Be sure to apologize, stating something along the lines of "I had a bunch of meat for dinner, must have messed with my stomach". Enjoy the ensuing revulsion.
Bro, I totally gave that PETA chick a butcher's apron. She cried for hours!
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breaking free from dependency on another person
Once I graduated from college, my mom had to cut the apron strings. she would no longer enable me. Tough love, you know.
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the hoodie above the clitoris when it it has dried, crusty, cum on it from last nights meal.
"it took me two hours to get clean the chefs apron after last nights appetizers."
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The person you date to cover up the fact that you're a sociopath and don't care about anyone, including them.
A sociopath's version of a beard.
Dan's an "interesting guy." Have you met this week's butcher's apron? Why she isn't running for the hills I just don't know.
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Idiom
To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.
Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?