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Landscape Architect

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.

Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022

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casket architects

Kick ass local band out of Warwick NY. They label themselves as sci-fi death rock, closest to a punk/metal band. look up their myspace.

me: Did you see that casket architects show last night?
guy: Yeah it fucking rocked

by ThroatSlit April 16, 2006

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Solution Architect

Someone in an IT department who is a condescending wanker that spends weeks studying the most simple of problems, produces a pretty colour picture, and tries to preach as to how something should be done. Usually they are entirely wrong.

Solution Architect: I’m the Solution Architect.
Everyone else: You’re a dickhead.

by Hedgehog Juggler October 6, 2021


Freelance Architect

Here's a picture of me, but I've cut off my head.

I was so into that gal, but then I found out she was a freelance architect!

by certaincircles December 14, 2010

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Organic Architect

A Architect, Residential Designer, Landscape Architect, Landscape Designer or Interior Designer who follows the philosophy of design and living laid down by Louis Sullivan and Frank Lloyd Wright.

John Lautner was a Organic Architect, A.M. Stern is not.

by maplefrost June 28, 2010

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Behold The Architect

A band with a shitty black singer, he can't cary a tune for shit. "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?!?!"
They are not going anywhere. They suck

edit* they have since changed their name to atlantis must burn HOW GAY IS THAT

Billy "Hey guys you want to go see Behold the Architect tonight?"
Tom "Sure, and after, we can commit suicide"
Tom "Let me guess, their playing at Rocko's?"
Ron "Do they ever play anywhere else"
Billy "no"
Billy "Will they?"
Tom "No"

by Southern NH guy July 3, 2008

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Social Architect

Noun
A person with the talent or ability to conceptualize social strategies that self-effectuate small disparage groups together to form large communities held by common beliefs, causes or interests; who may not lead or be a member of the created communities.

We need a Social Architect to re-create buzz for our next keg party, especially after the incident with the police the last time we had one. Let's ask Tim for help to bring in the peeps.

Synonyms event organizerpeople motivator

by Millanorvik January 28, 2016

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