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Arctic Monkeys are a UK punk/indie/alternative band. From Sheffield, England. Songs inc. Mardy Bum, A Certain Romance, I Bet That You Look Good (on the dancefloor) etc
"Alright mate, what ya listenin' to?"
"Oh a bit'o Arctic Monkeys"
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The term that refers to the feeling of ass freezing ice in the air outside of your warm bed or shower.
This feeling mostly causes procrastination in the morning when you are still waking up.
Man: I should really get out of the shower now. But that arctic breeze is to damn cold!
to shove your hand into a bucket of ice water, grab a fist full of ice and then shove into the others rectum
"man my ass is leaking water from the arctic fist I got last night"
The act of signing your name on your lover's back with the frozen turd you just administered the Alaskan Pipeline with..... or just draw a few pictures. ( commonly done under the influence of the " Northern Lights ")
" hey , I just drew a dick on your back....with a turd . and there's an long wiggly arrow that points to your anus, let's call it the "Arctic trail "
when you are attracted to white boys only
Yung-Suzie , do you like Asian boys? No, I have arctic fever.
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Performing a traditional hot Carl, the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face, but performed in an intentional, extremely cold environment for maximum warmth effect.
Scenarios might be, but not limited to, on a walk in refrigerator or freezer, outside on a blistering cold day, while hiking on the mountains or just dropping down the AC temperature at home.
I met the new waitress in the walk-in freezer after we closed. She brought the seran wrap from the prep station and I laid out the most steamy Arctic Carl I could push.
Despite the subzero temperatures outside, Bethany surprised me while I was making a snow angel by slapping some seran and dropping an Arctic Carl. It was so warm I asked if she might have a fever.
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A group of five legends being five legends.
Person 1: I love Arctic Monkeys so much
Person 2: No way same
Person 1: Come give me a sloppy kiss then matey
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