Lost Ark

Lost Ark is an isometric 2.5d fantasy massively multiplayer online action role-playing game (MMOARPG). It was fully released in the South Korean region on December 4, 2019. However, The game was also released in Europe and the Americas on February 11, 2022, where it is published by Amazon Games. This meant an uprising of a certain demographic that is associated with the obsession of fictional anime women. In other words, we call these degens 'weebs.'

Player: "Ever heard of the game Lost Ark?"
Weeb: "Nani? Never heard of it desu yo ne uWu"
Player: "Uhh, yeah It's a cool mmoarpg game"
Weeb: "Did you say mmoarpg! Does it have kawaii gir.. I mean cool characters?"
Player: "The artstyle is cool, but you should check out the combat it's amazing"

1 day later...

Player: "Yo, have you tried fighting any bosses yet?"
Weeb: "Nani? Im still making my 4th anime gir... Uh, I mean character."

Ark Survival

Fun survival game that you survive on an island of Dinos and there is no end

Hey do ya wanna play ark survival

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ark at e

Look at him.

Used typically in Exeter, Devon, South West England

"Ark at e!".

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State of the Ark

(Phrase of State)

1. Any item that is old, archaic or technically obsolete.

2. A outdated idea born of ancient folklore, lacking factual basis in reality and of no real use to modern discourse.

3. Any situation (usually apocalyptic) arising from the hallucinations of a drunk old man, involving thousands of trapped animals having sex and/or killing each other.

4. Thoughtless mispronunciation of the phrase "state of the art" (cutting edge; top of the line)

1) "Dude, is that a fuckin' Zune?" "Yeah man, that POS is seriously State of the Ark!"

2) Shitty countries sometimes enforce State of the Ark legislation prohibiting women from working or going to school.

3) I heard when that crazy old animal hoarder died, whoever found him described the scene as "a blood-soaked bestial orgy" and "practically State of the Ark."

4) People who say "State of the Ark" but actually mean "State of the Art" are so dumb that they must think it was pretty savvy of Noah to listen to that voice in his head telling him to get all those animals on a boat before the whole world flooded.

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Ark Bob

Throny

Throny is such a ark bob

Active Ark

A gay man who likes other men or any structure that resembles a man.

Look over there it’s “Active Ark”

Noah's Ark

When you preform sex with two of every animal except unicorns.

I went to preform the Noah's Ark but the zoo would not let me in.

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