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Limey for American Football.
Super Bowl? Does that have something to do with the Yanks and their game of Armoured Wank Ball? - Ulkesh, fark.com
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An Under Armour Mom is a woman between the age of 25 and 50 (there have been sightings of UAM's up to 65 years old, however) who has children, is currently married or divorced, and thinks she is an athlete. She attends yoga class every now and then, she might even go for a quick jog with her baby in the stroller, or participate in a triathlon "for the challenge" (rides a mountain bike with aero bars, doesn't really know how to swim). Due to her active and healthy lifestyle which makes her better than everyone else, she requires that her clothing express her passion for moderate exercise to her peers. She will regularly spend hundreds of dollars on Under Armour clothing and wears it on a regular basis even when not "training". T-Shirts that say "ATHLETE" on them, or "TRAIN HARD" or "PROTECT THIS HOUSE" are slogans of choice. When it's cold outside, she needs some "Coldgear". When it's hot outside, she seems some "Heatgear". The performance enhancing microfibers help her perform better, whether it be kicking the soccer ball around with her family, or picking up a pizza in her gigantic SUV.
She is a poser.
Some guy: Wow look at all that Under Armour gear that lady just bought, she must be preparing for some serious athletic training in the near future.
Another guy: Yeah, she's so cool. I wish I was an athlete just like her.
Under Armour Mom: *puts on earbuds playing Journey's greatest hits and power walks in the mall*
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Initially designed to strengthen tanks, a reactive armour, that explodes when hit by either kinetic energy or high explosive antitank (HEAT) projectiles, disrupting the round, and degrading its penetration. Explosive reactive armour is most effective against HEAT rounds.
The new Russian Kontakt-5 ERA is not completely destroyed when hit - it still functions as armour after exploding.
Anti-tank weapons work by piercing the armour and exploding inside, thus killing the crew.
Explosive reactive armour counteracts the force of the explosion by creating another explosion on itself. Against shaped charged missiles, this type of armour really comes into it's own.
The design was patented by Manfred Held in the 1970's.
ERA will save the lives of the crew and allow the tank to fight another day.
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a man who helps women in distress in a gallant and courteous manner.
He is a knight in shining armour. He would help women whenever they are in trouble.
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excess body mass that successfully absorbs a bullet with out physical harm
love handle armour - kayshia was shot in the hip . but luckily for her the blubber absorbed the impact with no damage.
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When a boston steamer, pearl necklace, hitler or any other fetish action is all applied in one sitting.
"Dude i shat, gave a pink sock and came on my mrs chest! so u gave her a full coat of armour then?"
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"PAS" for abbreviation
The definition of a character, usually a side character, who often or always saves the day for the sake of plot armour, or generally is the character who acts out the plot armour action, and/or allows the plot armour to take place. In order to be a PAS, you would not have any kind of credibility to be the saviour of the day at the given moment, and gives the hero to the rescue no reason to be there whatsoever.
Instances where a character tells about something that he/she/it has done off-screen (alternatively off-stage or off-page in the case of theatre plays or books and other text-based media respectively), but that is so incredibly important to the presented narrative that it should have been shown on-screen, makes that character qualified as a PAS.
One trait of a PAS can be that they defy their respective universe law, or act out of character during the plot armour moments.
Examples of PASs are Rey from Star Wars, the majority of the characters in The Room, and most of the side characters in horror movies that the monster devours in seconds, despite the monster spending like 5 minutes walking intimidately to our protagonists.
Person 1: Hey, did you watch that episode of Doctor Who where K-9 comes to the rescue out of nowhere?
Person 2: Yeah, he wasn't even present that much earlier in the episode! That was too good to be true. They didn't need to make him The Plot Armour Saviour, it ruined the whole experience for me.
Person 1: It drives me mad, K9 was such a PAS!