Arousal disequilibrium

When one part of a woman is a sodden bog of sex juices whereas another is drier than a desert.

Clown: "Hell, if your bumhole doesn't juice up anytime soon my cock is going to break off"
Bag Lady: "Hey, just stuff it in my mouth for now, I'm having an arousal disequilibrium at the moment"

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sexy aroused

Being aroused in a sexy manner.

My lover had on this lingerie, and it got me all sexy aroused.

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Aroused Dog

A particular sex position where you involve barking,biting and foaming from the mouth with aggressive doggy style type manner sexual interaction. Currently used in waynesville Ohio.

“I want the aroused dog now Johnny”

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aroused phoenix

to be molested 56 times in a 24 hour period. another way to describe this is a low life gamer who stays on an x-box 360 playin games such as gear of war2, forza and streetfighter for such a long time they become mortally disstressed and feel the need to drink the night away.

bob "omfg i felt so lika aroused phoenix today because i spent the whole of last night wanking over street fighters lu kang"
david "lol u joka, u shuld try playing for 48 hours"

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Spousal catfight arousal

The complicated excitement a man feels when seeing his wife (or girlfriend) in a physical altercation with another woman. The condition is heightened when there is the real possibility for intimate sensual contact between the two combatants.

"Hey come quick, Jen had it with your wife's attitude and it looks like she has Lesley pinned down. You might want to end this."

"Are you kidding?"

"Spousal catfight arousal?"

"Damn straight. I need a closer view."

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arousal repulsion cycling

What a man feels when he is alternately extremely attracted to a particular woman's unimaginably hot body but also completely disgusted by her unimaginably ugly face. This generally produces disorientation in the first few episodes but can sometimes later reshape sexual attraction as the ugly face becomes a fetish of sorts.

"Hey Jake, check out the smoking hot babe walking down the beach."

"That one walking away?"

"Oh yeah I am going to go meet her right now!"

(Moments later) "Hey baby. my name's Tony." (She turns around and Tony almost throws up. She walks away only to appear smoking hot again. The arousal repulsion cycling continues on like this all day long.)

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trouser arouser

to arouse someones penis just by them looking at you

boy 1: hey look at that girl over there!
boy 2: shes such a trouser arouser

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