I thought you were bae but you're just fam

and old vine made in like the time vine was popular

person 1:I thought you were bae but you're just fam

person2: john wait-

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You were good son, real good... maybe even the best...

-TF2 soldier

You were good son, real good... maybe even the best...

R.I.P Rick May (1940-2020)

thats what your mom said when you were born

the best comeback ever

guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)

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were you in the choir?

(ironically) Are you a homosexual?

A guy at work is singing along to the radio, in a high pitched girly voice. To subtly make fun of him, one of workmates asks, 'Were you in the choir?'

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i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet

htn b

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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

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just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

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