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those are children that stink like badussy and look ugly and cut holes in their pants to touch... ANYWAYS like so now storytime of how I found ass cracks. SOOOOOO :) I and my friend hang out with this kid right were all hanging out and he decided instead of going to the bathroom ill fart so LOUD BRO I THOUGHT THE FREAKING WORLD WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!! and his mom walks downstairs and is like why does it smell like ass cracks. I WAS SHITTING LEGOS!!! PLEASE IT WAS SO FUNNYYYYY I WAS DIEING AND WEASING SO HARD I COULD'NT STOP!!!
player4567:*farts cutely*
me: eww you stink like ass cracks kid
mybff: *weazing there eyes out*
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When someones pants are falling down and their ass crack is visable, they are then on or traveling down ass crack lane.
Guy 1: dude you can see that chicks crack!
Guy 2: Shes on a walk down ass crack lane!
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🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.
-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.
someone whos mother gave birth to them out their ass
Kim is an ass crack baby
Adjective describing someone that is a complete loser.
Yo, that dude bogarted my joint ... he's my open ass crack.
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a figurative drug (in the same way as imbecilium) that makes the user act like an asshole or even a douchebag.
Whatever you're on to cause you to make these "jokes" and act like a douchebag when you're usually fun to be around must be some pretty powerful variant of imbecilium or ass-crack cocaine
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Definition 1: When your ass crack gets really hot.
Definition 2: A really, REALLY bad place to be.
Def 1: A: Man, my ass is really hot after that jog.
B: Hot like Satans ass crack?
Def 2:
A: You dont wanna go to that rusty-ass building over there.
B: Why the hell not?
A: That place is in the middle of Satans ass crack!
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