A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.
Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."
Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."
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A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.
I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.
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what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.
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When someone about to jump you.
Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.
In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.
"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."
Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water
โDude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterdayโ
โLmao rip youโ
When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt
She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer