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1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS

A hotline for women to refer men to who rudely hit on them in front of their significant other, or just hit on them in general.

Girl 1: "This scrubby ass guy try getting my number today."

Girl 2: "You should've told him 1-800-I-WHOOP-ASS..."

by Silvermold November 21, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS

A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.

I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.

by Mathew's alt May 22, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 8, 2003

42๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.

Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

by xk1ngg4m3rx September 29, 2014


Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.

"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."

by MsOb April 5, 2016


Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water

โ€œDude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterdayโ€
โ€œLmao rip youโ€

by Santa ๐ŸŽ… November 20, 2018


Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

by Nyrac July 22, 2023