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Manager that tells store manager all the siq gossip
Alex is the assistant manager so she snitches on the sales associates
1. Any guy that takes care of a girl or lady pending the time she has a boyfriend;
2. Any guy showing affection to a lady with the hope of snatching you from her present boyfriend
Sylvester has shown that he is Joy's Assistant Boyfriend with all the gifts he showers on her.
(verb) 1. The offer of services of a sexual nature toward a work colleague by member of the work secretarial pool;
(verb) 2. The provision of, or assistance with, sexual services from someone who is otherwise employed as a secretary.
Person 1: Has Parkie got a license to drive the bus, or is it just his mates?
Person 2: I think it is just his mates. But hey, did you hear Parkie got some secretarial assistance last night after ten-pin bowling.
when one sticks their hand into either the anus or vagina of another and then inserts his penis and proceeds to masturbate
this chicks asshole was so loose i was able to have an assisted entry
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An individual (usually a woman) that does clerical work and provides administrative support to his/her co-workers. Usually over-worked and under-paid.
Dumbass: "Hey Jill, when you have a moment can you fax this for me? I'm an idiot and I don't know how."
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Usually an assistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss' table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.
Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".
Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".
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Someone who does all the work for a successful lawyer. The Legal Assistant gets in trouble anytime there is a mistake even though its the lawyers job to carefully proof read everything. Many legal assistants are underpaid and overworked. They tend to be very good looking because lawyers are horny pervs who like to look at sexy women all day long.
A legal assistant does more work then a lawyer.
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