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Affliction developed when someone speaks too much before they think, thus constantly inserting their foot into their mouth and transferring the fungus to their tongue.
Man, I can't believe that Marcus slipped again and told David's girlfriend that he was bangin' another chick. That man has athlete's tongue.
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An award ceremony recognising athletes for their athletic achievements
Michelle: I wish we had an athletic banquet this year! You would've won ALL the MVP awards!
Rachel: Not all of them, only Rock Climbing, Mountain Biking, and Golf
An athlete who pursues outdoor pursuits of geographic significance. Ie: a mountaineer who climbs Everest mountain because it is the highest peak, the sailor who sails around the globe and the seven seas, the Navy Seal who swims across the equator as a special initiation ceremony. These pursuits are consistent of those of the geocentric athlete.
Griff is biking across North America, then sailing the seven seas. He's one hardcore geocentric athlete.
Someone who makes numerous runs to and from a restroom, usually in an educational institution, to masturbate excessively.
Wow that student Sam Johnson sure is a bathroom athlete, he’s been leaving class and doing “laps” all day!
How people get into a college they otherwise would have no hope of getting in to.
James: Yo I heard Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.
Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my SATs and had a 4.0 and I got waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.
James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.
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Being really bad at anything athletic. It's like mentally challenged, but athletically challenged. So the retards of sports.
Jane: What did time you get on The Mile? I got 6:25
Delilah: Haha, I got 9:20.
Jane: What!
Delilah: Remember, I'm athletically challenged.
Jane: Oh. Good job!
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- The Opposite of the clothing style Athletic Fit and applied as when someone, as in a guy, is out of shape or fat, yet is still very skilled and prolific, when it comes to athletic endeavours such as Softball, Darts, Flag Football, Ultimate Frisbee, or Foosball.
Friend One: Did you see Roy at the Softball Game last night?
Friend Two: Fat Roy?
Friend One: Yeah, for a fat guy, Roy hit 3 Homeruns and made a great play at First Base.
Friend Two: That's because he is Athletic Fat.
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