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people born in AUSTRALIA.
they speak too fast & their accent is ridiculous!
most of them are nice & not racist. some are really arrogant & stupid.
they love to ask, "HOW U GOING?" and tourists often answer, "BY BUS."
this pipols don't cares if you're nots goods is ENGLISH. (if u care, ur not aussie!)
they dont laugh when indians speak english, sometimes i guess.. ^^
they're not avid fans of basketball coz they LOVE FOOTY <3
they hit the booze every weekends.
most of them are good drivers. if u see someone speeding, that someone isnt AUSSIE. prolly an ALIEN or TERRORIST-looking people.
when they reached 18, they separate houses from their parents. they wonder why asians dont.
i reckon almost all aussies LOVE DOGS! <3
they love vegemite! (yuck! but respect to that)
im not aussie. but i LOVE them coz i got lovely aussie friends! <3 OI OI OI.. oink! ^.^
AUSSIE: G'DAY MATE!
ME: (smiles)
AUSSIE: HOW U GOIN MATE?
ME: UMMM.... WHAT DO U MEAN?
lol.. LOVE AUSSIES! <3
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A word describing a resident of the country of Australia; it should remain as a cute, light and friendly term to refer to Australians, and it should never be considered offensive or derogatory.
It should be noted that it is statistically proven that Aussies are among the most intelligent people in the world, as their country is ranked toward the top of the world's smartest nations (Google it up, it's true!). The male Australian accent is also among the most desired by non-Australian women.
Aussies are known to be great boxers, excellent naturalists, amazing writers and creative filmmakers...
The rest of the world should respect and appreciate them, because they're beyond awesome!
I'm a yank, and I love the Aussies!
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Term for "Australian Shepherd". An american dog breed that can be a red or black tri, or a red or blue merle. Their eyes can range from brown, amber, blue, green, or may have merled eyes (mixed color). Highly intelligent, very athletic, and is a great family pet. They are normally seen with a docked tail, but can be seen (rarely) with their full tail.
"I needed a flash light, so my aussie went into my room and got it for me."
*true story*
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Boy: That girl is always aussie
Boy 2: What?
Boy: She's autistic
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A person, usually male, who is great at performing oral sex on a female partner.
Friend 1: John sure is hot, but I wonder if he's good in Austrailia?
Friend 2: He's a wonder down under. I'd say he's god-damn Austrailian!
Friend 1: I love me an Aussie.
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A member of the female race who possesses disproportionately unattractive above-the-waist features compared to the "Southern hemisphere" of her body, i.e. legs and ass
"Dude, that chick is hot!"
"Nah man, she's just an Aussie... Keep your gaze low, though, and she'll do just fine."
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Another word for an Australian; a person usually living in Australia or whose parent/s are Australian. There are many stereotypes for Australians, such as them drinking too much beer, being dumb and ugly, all of them being farmers, living in the outback, riding kangaroos to school/work and having pet koalas, always wearing singlets and thongs (the shoes, that is!), using slang all the time, eating wombats and kangaroo, and overall being an idiot that nobody likes. Despite what many non-Australians might think (especially Americans), THIS IS NOT TRUE. While some Aussies may use slang, some may be farmers, and most drink beer, the majority of us are just like any other Western culture, such as in America or New Zealand.
Many great celebrities are also Australians, including Delta Goodrem, Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Elle MacPherson, The Veronicas, Olivia Newton-John, Paul Hogan and Lleyton Hewitt.
* This is a false stereotype of an Aussie -
Jacko: G'day, mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie, mate!
Stevo: Bloody beaut idea, mate!
* This is something more true-to-life -
Tom: Hey, Kate! How are ya?
Kate: Yeah, good. Have you seen Daniel around lately, by any chance?
Tom: Nah, not for a while. Didn't he say he was going to some party or something?
Kate: Yeah, you're probably right.
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