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avril lavigne

Canadian self proclaimed "punk rocker". Often wears ties, rubber bracelets and excessive eyeshadow to attempt to prove her extent of counter-pop musical style. However, she almost completely had proven herself antipunk with the following statements:

"I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney Spears walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." -Seventeen Magazine

When she actually learned who the Sid Vicious actually was (intensely hardcore bassist for the Sex Pistols, 1977-1979), she followed up with:

"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?" -Entertainment Weekly

And hence, she has become one of the largest detractors to the modern punk movement.

Avril Lavigne is not punk.

If you want to hear some actual punk, see:

-The Buzzcocks
-Capitalist Casualties
-The Dead Boys
-Dead Kennedys
-Fleas and Lice
-Kraut
-The Pagans
-Rajoitus
-Strychnine
-Subhumans
-The Clash
-The Ramones
-and of course The Sex Pistols

by SxPistolskickass March 26, 2006

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avril lavigne

avril lavigne is a singer/songwriter from canada who fights against the media when they label her punk and angry. she is involved in every aspect of her songs from music to how it is performed. she always performs live because she is a real singer. she sells music and not her body and gives out good strong morals in her songs.

avril lavigne is a singer/songwriter from canada who fights against the media when they label her punk and angry. she is involved in every aspect of her songs from music to how it is performed. she always performslive because she is a real singer. she sells music and not her body and gives out good strong morals in her songs.

by jodie March 12, 2005

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Avril Lavigne

Hyprocritical posuer. She thinks she a rockstar by covering Metallica and dressing "punk" but she is really just another popstar just like Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson. Her pop-rock act is immitated by Ashlee Simpson and Hilary Duff. Thanks to her all of the tennyboppers and popstars are wearing studded belts and arm warmers. Marketed by MTV

"You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin' else" -Complicated

by Bastard son of a hundred maniacs July 20, 2005

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avril lavigne

Canadian rock star. Has written some of the most famous songs of this century. Incredibly talented lyrically. Very attractive and extremely rock.

Avril Lavigne is the best person ever.
GO AVRIL, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO BEST WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by ben cabranes December 22, 2005

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Avril Lavigne

A generally sleazy, stupid, and untalented little girl who aspires to be a singer, actress, clothing, and perfume designer and fails miserably in all four of the aforementioned categories. She does not write her own songs and has been in lawsuits for stealing lyrics. She sucks at acting. Her clothes are something that tween girls going through an identity crisis would wear, and her perfume smells absolutely vile. Overall, she has no talents to speak of and all she does is make herself look ridiculous by trying to do stuff she obviously sucks at.

Avril Lavigne should call her new perfume "essence of untalented whore".

by Areyouforreal? December 15, 2010

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Avril Lavigne

Ugly poser who claims to be into rock yet cannot pronounce and has never heard of David Bowie. Says she doesn't wear makeup yet thinks wearing about 10 pounds of eyeliner makes you punk, says she hates pop music yet sings it. Her only fans are people who are under the age of 9 and try to be in contrast to their britney-loving older siblings by blaring 'Complicated' out from their pink fluffy bedrooms.
All her songs are the same, it's the old 'I had a boyfriend but he dumped me because I'm ugly, boo hoo', roughly translated as 'A six year old could write better shit than me! Buy my CD to inflate my ego further!'
Gave both punk and Canada a bad name.
Is Avril good? No.
Is it fun to diss her? Yes, yes it is.

Avril: Like, omg, hi I'm avril, I'm like, a real live punk, look at my like, black bracelets.
Me: Fuck off.
Avril: Omg you biatch! You'd better be careful or, like, I may like, run and get my mummy.
Me: BANG!
No more avril. yay.

by not avril February 16, 2005

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Avril Lavigne

A famous singer who is just... herself. Her music is actually pretty good compared to her peers. She really IS the best damn thing.

Avril Lavigne: Hell yeah I'm the motherfucking princess!

by avrilscool October 19, 2008

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