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A slang term used in NSW, Australia when someone is injured.
-=Guy falls off his skateboard and breaks an arm=-
Oh shite man, that dude got freakin' axed.
-=Guy punches another guy in the face, the guy falls over=-
He got freakin' axed!
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a band with pronunciation and spelling issues.
With a name like "Axe", I expected to be going to a metal show. Instead I got the Jake Savage Experience.
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a body spray that was likely invented by women to identify douchebags
only douchebags wear axe
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A horrible smelling cologne that guys use.
They usually use it instead of taking showers after a football practice, thinking it works.
It doesn't.
People also unleash large amounts onto school buses, because apparently this is amusing.
It isn't.
Girl: OMG, I just walked down to the PE hallway, and it smells like Axe and sweat! I guess I just missed the football players!
Person on a bus: WTF IT SMELLS LIKE AXE ON HERE!
Some immature little twit: *giggles*
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1. A type of spray that smells really really disgusting if you douse yourself in it
2. How ghetto people say ''ask''
Ewww what is that smell?
Axe
''Yo son I gots to axe you a question''
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high speed from the start line (short for acceleration)
dudes nos stang will win the race, with ax like that.
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Probably one of the most misinterpreted mainstream body fragrances that any shit head consumer could waste their money on.
No, Axe does not make you smell good.
You can spray yourself down with it, yes, but that's probably only going to last about 5 minutes.
If you actually think what happens in the commercials is going to happen to you after you put on the product, you really need to go play in traffic.
13 year old boy at a local Wal-Mart: Momma, momma! Buy me some Axe! It'll make me smell so good! All of the girlies at middle school are going to want to pounce on me!
13 year old boy's mom: Alright, alright. I'll get it for you.
- 13 year old boy rushes home and sprays himself down with it the next day before school -
Girl at the 13 year old boy's school: Wow. What the fuck. Did you take a fucking beaner bath this morning or what? You fucking smell like shit...go back to the swap meet where you belong.
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