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A penis that mimics one of a babies. usually only handled with two fingers or less for urinating or masturbation. a person living their life without ever pleasuring a women like David Licatta
Jeremy: Damn girl your mad tight
Girl: Oh I used to fuck Dave
Jeremy: Oh that nigga has a baby dick!
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A man who is a bitch and has a baby dick
Guy: Yo baby dick, you’re a bitch
Baby dick: No you are
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Commonly mistaken for a penis of small size, a baby dick is a penis characteristic of a baby, typically 9lbs 10 oz, and 21 inches long. A very large crank.
"Yea I do have a baby dick" <people laugh> "It's 9lbs 10 oz, and 21 inches long!!!"
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A tiny ass dick that is so small, it could get stuck between even the smallest pubes.
Commonly used by Armando.
Also the name of a fictional city where baby dickers hail from.
"Dame la baby dick puto."
"My baby dick is so small, it almost got caught in one of 'Mando's chest hairs fool."
"Give me that baby dick."
"Yeah, I'm from BD Maryland...Baby Dick, Maryland."
"Swermz has a Baby Dick."
"Your Baby Dick is almost as small as MIINE fool."
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A penis that has the characteristics similar to that of a baby. Often associated with non-cultured people. Also people with no intellect can be found with this problem.
The majority of Americans have baby dicks due to their utter stupidity dealing with our nations issues.
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I man who acts as if their angry because their penis resembles a small child's.
Mark is being a real baby dick.
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When you talk the talk but can't walk the walk. This guy thinks he's a Shooter but is only a dribbler. A suburban outdoorsman who couldn't catch a 5lb bass with bucket full of worms. Likes to dwell in garages while smoking bogues with like minded individuals.
"Wow, that guy has been telling me he's a Shooter, but he comes off like a waterboy"
"Oh, yea, I should have warned you. That guy is just a Baby Dick Rick"