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bad hair day

When despite your'e best efforts you still look like a Cunt
or just a shite hair-do ,see Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton is a Permanent Bad Hair Day

by Jar Jar Stinks May 22, 2006

62๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


bad fuel day

A day of realisation that Americans have after paying a mere $4.00 a gallon when in the UK and in Europe we are paying around ยฃ4.40 per gallon, approximately double the price. Possibly a day when Yanks may consider only 4 cylinders or an engine smaller than 3.5litre, although walking is probably out of the question.

Yank: "Dude, what a bad fuel day, I just paid four bucks a gallon"

European: "Fuck you"

by Ignorant European May 16, 2008

103๐Ÿ‘ 172๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bad hang day

A day when the penis may seem smaller, and is not as presentable as it normally is.

My girlfriend asked if she could hop in the shower with me, but I told her no, it's a bad hang day.

by Mattdoggg September 6, 2017


Bad google day

When you are trying to find something via google and is not there. No matter how hard you try, no matter how good of a googler you are. We all have bad google days.

"Hey can you link me again to that super cool article you sent couple months ago?"
"Sure"
"Thanks!"
"ahhhhhh i can't find the freaking article!!! i dont understand"
"It's ok, you're just having a bad google day"

by Lulanga August 17, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bad fuel day

The mood or feeling one experiences after having just filled his or her vehicle with $4.00+ per gallon gasoline. (Usually consists of a sense of great economic despair, impending doom, anger, frustration, depression and/or a combination of all the above)

"Leave me alone. I'm having a bad fuel day!"

by shiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttt May 17, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bad Hair Day

When you ejaculate in or under your partner's hair, while they're asleep. So that it dries and they find it the next day.

"I'm going to give my girlfriend a bad hair day for leaving me high and dry"

by vhorezman October 23, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bad Egg Day

when you are having a bad day, when things aren't going right.

john: "hows it going?"

craig: "pretty bad, having a bad egg day..missed GLEE :("

by craigmacglee April 1, 2010

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