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Similar to getting burned but much, much more rad. It happens when you fall for a joke or prank or just do anything stupid at all, then, you just got bageled! Their is a step above traditional bageling called "getting ketchuped" which occurs when someone gets bageled so hard that the bageled ones friends can never let them live it down. An embarrassing moment for the bageled one but a truly epic moment for everyone else involved. Their is talk that their is even a step above "getting ketchuped" called "getting tomatoed" however as of this writing it has never been accomplished. Word is that the human body can not actually withstand the trauma that comes from being "tomatoed".
Hey remember that time that Brandon guy was in a porta potty and we tipped it over and yelled "you just got BAGELED!!"
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Kevin: How do you know when your bagel is "bagelized"?
Kendra: You mean when is it toasted?
Kevin: Yeah.
the act of running up to your friend and throwing/hitting them with a bagel. For this assassination to be valid, you must recite this saying to your victim, “you just been bageled fool!”
Sarah: Hey Joe, do you like bagels?
Joe: Why yes Sarah, I love bagels!
Sarah: *sarah begins bageling joe
Joe: wtf Sarah?!?!
Sarah: You just been bageled fool!
Buying a bunch of bagels then going to someones house opening the door and then chucking them at everyone in sight!
That bitch Bryan didn't invite Taylor and Michelle to his guitar hero party so they went bageling instead, and they hit up his house... twice.
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Someone who is extremely cheap.
(Comes from the generic Jew characteristic of frugal, and the fact that all Jews love bagels)
Dude, don't be a bagel, I need the money for my enema!
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an inflamed anal scphinter muscle
that guy jus ass fucked me rough, now ive got a bagel
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VERB. the act of going out to enjoy eating bagels with good friends.
We should all go bageling this Thursday!
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