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While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.
Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!
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stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it
hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?
a term used to convince duke depp to go bald
duke depps bald head
a term used to convince duke depp to go bald
“hey do you think duke depp should go bald? i like all these edits of duke depps bald head”
another term for beating one's pud, or a chick giving someone a hand job.
last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.
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kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.
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A nappy haired ignorant woman; A ghetto woman that does not know when to stop running her mouth.
that bald headed scoochie rat always be shoving them hot flames in her mouth
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Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding
Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker
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A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.
Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.
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