adj. the property of having equal to or less than the amount of hair possessed by Zach Becker (a.k.a. bald kid)
Zach Becker has a low self-esteem and often cries because he is bald.
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Categorically bad. Lacking any goodness.
"Wrecking my car was totally bald! Now I have no wheels to get back and forth to my bald job that I need to pay for this crappy, bald apartment I'm renting in this bald small town."
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The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.
I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.
edited version of the actor Freddy Carter (Shadow and Bone, Free Rein) in which he is depicted with no hair. These pictures have circulated around social media and are often created by individuals and then shared on Instagram and Tiktok.
"what did you do today?"
"I edited pictures of Bald Freddy"
"Very cool"
Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek
Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha
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A completely shaved adult pubis
Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".
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A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesnโt realise his true power
Wow, youโre so powerful, youโve got about 1% of bald martinโs power
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