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This is when your ball sack starts itching so bad. That you have to attack your nuts violently to make the itching stop.
Oh my god. I'm having a ball sack attack.
A strange in human figure who snatches nuts without consent
Billy: Are you still considerd a virgin if The ball sack snatcher steals ur balls (no answer)
The ball sack tap is the deft movement of tapping one's hand, palm up, onto someone else's ball sack (with or without clothes on). This can be done by males, to reward one another for something well done.
This can be demonstrated in the movie SuperTroopers during the first meeting, when Mac gives a ball sack tap to the Rookie after he sings the song.
"Dude, did you just give me a ball sack tap?"
"I'll give you a ball sack tap if you finish that whole thing of syrup"
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Having no other choice or option, your nut sack finally takes emergency action by covertly shredding the fabric of your jeans for a breath of fresh air. Ball Sack Vent is the ultimate conversation starter.
Jane : Is that a rip in your jeans?
Joe Blow: Yes. Needed to vent.
Jane: oooo kaaaaaaaay???? You needed to vent so you ripped your jeans?
Joe Blow: Something like that.
Jane: Interesting.
Joe Blow: You're suffocating me.
Jane: What? Where are you going with this?
Joe Blow: Just saying out loud what my Ball Sack has been telling me for some time.
Jane: I don't get it. Am I supposed to get it? You're talking about what your ball sack said to you?
Joe Blow: I could tell you more. It's a long story.
Jane: Why start it if you're not going to finish?
Joe Blow: You really want to hear a story about my ball sack vent?
Jane: Why not?
Joe Blow: Hate to spoil the ending for you but it ends up with you seeing what's on the other side of the vent.
Jane: I've heard many theories and long stories with short endings. I'm all ears as long as I don't need a telescope.
Joe Blow: This one is about the Big Bang.
Jane: I love astrology. Shoot.
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A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.
Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."
Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."
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I was dunkin the ball sack in my ol ladies mom last nite.
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Another creative term for semen that has a similar consistancy as spaghetti bolognaise.
My testicles were swollen with ball-sack bolognaise.
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