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What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.
*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!
your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle
guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"
guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"
guest 3 says: STR
when your friend does something cool/weird as shit
Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????
Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.
I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.
Hinsdale Central kid who will make u say holy fuck in bed, kid gives best hickeys and works wonders with his hands, d game is solid too.
Friend 1: Holy fuck I just spent a night with Weston Holy Fuck Ball
Friend 2: Holy fuck I bet it was insane
YOU JACK ASS
relax take a deep breath. NO, SHUT THE FUCK UP BALLS MY FUCKEDN U80WREY