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Something done in a continually wild, loud, out of control manner, especially if it seems surprising given the person, activity, manner, etc.
She may look innocent, but she screws like a Banshee!
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When a man takes Ben-Gay, hot Sauce, wassabi, and lemon Juice and rubs it on a girls clitoris, and then jacks off into her face.
I gave a girl a Burning Banshee once, then i had to take her to the hospital for second degree burns.
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The legendary Arse Banshee has been known to occur only once or twice a millenia. When released, the Arse Banshee is a fart which instantly disintegrates everyone in the room.
Guy one: Woah, this curry is hot.
Guy two: Nah, I've had hotte- PPPPPHHTTTT
* arse banshee is unleashed *
Guys 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 instantly disintegrate.
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The second most powerful being on earth . the Banshee Nun hovers around screaming a song that makes its victim bleed from every hole.
The Banshee Nun lives in a church and is formed when a nun dies a virgin
the most powerful being is Chuck Norris
OMG look there is a banshee nun outside the window
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When your doing your girl doggy style and you ass punch with your middle finger inserting into her rectum and she screams into the pillow like a banshee
Last night my wife asked for something new so I gave her a muffled banshee.
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Noun.
A profusely annoying, deafeningly loud woman whose mouth diarrhea completely dominates all the normal sounds of a bustling bar, drowning out everything else.
Conversation, ordering a drink, or enjoyment of music is rendered impossible.
This legendary beast refuses to shut the hell up and mistakenly believes one of 2 things will result from their ear-raping howls:
1) they may attract a mate by commanding attention.
or
2) people actually find them worth listening to.
Her ear-wrecking shrieks, cackling laughter, and the sheer decibel level of her voice have been known to cause the following symptoms in anyone within a 1.4 mile radius:
1) confusion
2) temporary loss of hearing
3) headache
4) uncontrollable vomiting
5) rage
6) thoughts of suicide
7) violence
Left untreated, this could result in permanent loss of hearing or death.
Treatment options include getting into your car and speeding away, or just K.O. the loud mouth bitch.
a) Huh? Say WHAT??? Say that again. HUH?!?! (shouts) IM SORRY DUDE, I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU'RE SAYING OVER THAT BAR BANSHEE BY THE POOL TABLE!!!
b) I'm going home, the bar banshee is giving me a massive migraine and I've been contemplating suicide for the last 5 minutes.
One who invades the ass and/or is a complete douche bag
Guy 1: Hey man wanna see my pokemon cards!!
Guy 2: Get the fuck away from me you ass banshee!
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