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The family celebration of baptism by performing the traditional dance form of garba
Hansa to Praful (translated from the original Hindi): Annie got baptized yesterday. The Smiths have invited us for the Baptismal Garba.
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When a resident from the city of Pittsburgh gives birth to a child (male or female) and then dips the child while still attached to the umbilical cord into the nearest sewer three times.
Why do you need to take off work?
I have to go outta town to witness my little cousins Pittsburgh Baptism.
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When one is pissed on by a mexican as a baby
The women left her baby outside for a minute when she had came back she found her baby covered in piss her baby had recieved a mexican baptism.
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The act of ejaculating in your partner's cupped hands, where you then dip your finger into said cum cup, and use this finger to draw a cross on their forehead.
Person 1: "Bro this person at church is such a freak, they asked for an unholy baptism!"
Person 2: "...a what?"
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A term coined by the epic mini series "Massholes". A Boston Baptism consists of water-boarding a victim with Samuel Adams through a Larry Bird Jersey.
- "Hey this asshole just said that New York is better then Boston."
-"Hell no!! its time for a Boston baptism! go get your Bird jersey and I'll grab the Adams. We're gonna drown this Ass clown out with Irish goodness!"
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When you're simultaneously high and drunk at the same time, for the first time
John-What happened to you?
Alex-I had my Sawicki Baptism last night
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When die-hard Green Bay Packers’ fans throw a cheese slice at their infant child’s forehead making it stick and christianing them life long Green Bay fans.
*A place in Wisconsin*
“Hey, what are you up to this weekend?”
“It’s my sons Wisconsin baptism on Saturday, I’m so excited to see him in the green & gold!”
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