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A very fat ass; a very fat person.
Jesus H. Christ, look at that barge arse! I think the tide's coming in!
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A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.
"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"
"OH MY EYES!!!"
"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"
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the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so
head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders
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(v.) The act of passing a large bowel movement, usually resulting in a clogged toilet.
"What the heck is taking him so long!?"
"He must be dropping a barge. Go get the plunger."
A sexual undertaking very similar to the act of "motorboating" a woman's breasts. However, the "boating", if you will, occurs in the anal region of the recipient (male or female).
Dude#1: Hey man! Did you see the way Stacy was walking this morning?
Dude#2: Yeah. She looked like she took a belt sander to the ass.
Dude#1; Yeah man! Thats cause I gave her the ole Garbage Barge.
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Fake accounting, imaginary financial transactions.
Inspired by the huge Enron financial scandal, in which six former Enron
executives were charged with conspiracy for alleged involvement in a
December 1999 deal in which a loan from Merrill Lynch was disguised as
a sale of Nigerian barges so Enron could appear to have met earnings
targets.
Why do I get the feeling our accountant is playing with Nigerian barges here?
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when three barges are in close contact with each other out in the oceans. .they also trade sea hookers and other snacks and tasty treats.
there are three barges in the long island sound. they are having a barge a trois and sea dogs are shitting on hookers. sea style.
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