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1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.
Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.
Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.
2.Another word for Poop.
3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.
4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!
2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.
3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.
4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
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slang for Trouble, b/c it rhymes with Barney Rubble
"we got caught putting koolaid in the pool, so now we're in Barney."
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A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.
Also referred to as Barneys New York.
I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?
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1 reason why i carry a gun; a pedifile that loves to hug little boys when he gets a hard on
barney: hey guys lets have 1 big hug! ;)
kids: Yay!
barney:YippeeeE! *a buldge forms in his cock region*
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A stupid purple dionasour benr on taking over the minds of little kids.
My sister did a barney yeterday.
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Someone who is fat, most probably gay as well. Little stamina, big stomach. may claim big boned but no... just fat
Person 1 - "Wow he's really putting away the cakes"
Person 2 - "Yeah he's such a Barney"
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