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Battle Stations!

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.

Battle Stations! Nigger Alert! Fire at will!

by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023

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Battle for Berlin

Nazi Germany's last stand against the Soviet Union. The Soviet military outnumbered the Third Reich by 2.5 Soviets for 1 German. Severe shortages of manpower brought out the extensive use of the Hitler youth and Volkssturm (People's Storm). The battle was a one-sided conflict and Hitler's staff knew the end of the war was near. Neverless, he ordered that none should surrneder and they'd press on. Once Soviet troops were within 500 meters of the Führerbunker, Adolf Hitler and his wife, Eva braun, commited suicide. After the germans surrendered at Berlin, only the occupied city of Prague was left in German hands.

"The Battle for Berlin brought the destruction of the famed city and the fall of the Third Reich"

by MWJ February 28, 2007


Battle Tank

When a man’s meat and two veg braces for the impact of a cold endeavor such as jumping into a swimming pool. This phenomenon causes the scrotum to contract and the penis to retract upward and straighten out thus mimicking an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.

Dude Brandon and Jesse were swimming in the ocean all day, you could see their battle tanks from the balcony.

by Richard Moose March 9, 2018


food battle

A annual challenge video between Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox to see who's food can do more everyday tasks than the other. Ian always has the usual "Pink Frosted Sprinkle Doughnut", while Anthony has a variety of foods like Churros, Toketos, Chili Peppers, etc. Food Battle has been going on since 2006 to this day.

Steve: "Have you seen Food Battle 2013?"
Notch: "Of course, It's a genius series of videos!"
*watches food battle*

by KaedeDusk November 2, 2013


battle jacket

A denim or leather jacket worn by metalheads to show their devotion to the best musical genre on earth.

The denim kind are usually sleeveless. The leather kind are usually a converted biker jacket.

It is covered with sew-on patches with the names/logos of favorite bands. There is usually also a large backpatch covering the back of the jacket, with almost all the available space left taken up by smaller patches. Studs and/or spikes are optional, but they aren't punk jackets so don't go overboard.

Some may smell a bit due to being worn exclusively in moshpits where it can get sweaty at times.

Metalhead 1: Your battle jacket is awesome!
Metalhead 2: Yeah I know. I dare you to smell it though!

by Andrew Melvin April 21, 2008

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Battle Cats

A kickass game made by the Japanese company PONOS.

1: Do you play battle cats?
2: Fuck YEA!

by MrCatMan741 March 30, 2021

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mummy battle

When two old people have sex. From Starz' Party Down.

I was eight years old. I got sick, I went back to my hotel. Walked in on my grandparents, they didn't notice. They just kept... with their mouths... and their hands. It's like watching a... mummy battle.

by mantion May 27, 2010