Die

To shamble into the gray frontier at the end of life. Many people grow old and long to take that gentle exodus. They have become their own curator and no longer want the obligation of life.

If you don't feel this way, you can take prophylactic steps by consulting your nearest shaman. The most reliable of these live in baobab trees.


Note: I grow old, I grow old. I will wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

I want to die on a balcony overlooking a beach. I will be pushed out in a wheelchair, my head slowly bobbing to a halt. My hair will be cutting the wind, falling like a Chinese kite without air.

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die

die

we all die eventually you either kys or get killed

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die

To stop sinning suddenly

Dave help me I don't want to die!

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dieing

Dieing: 'To die'- to use a sharp implement, known as a 'die' to cut something- commonly used in factories.

The butcher was dieing his pigs.

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dieing

A common variation of dying that only a spelling nazi will have a problem with.

Jessica- My little sister is dieing from leukemia... :(

Spelling Nazi- IT'S DYING YOU BITCH!!!!1!!11

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die

The plural of dice 🎲

Let’s roll the die!

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Dieing

A misspelling of the word ‘dying’ commonly used by autistic 10 year olds on social media while complaining about suicide.

I’m so sad my parents are dieing! :(

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