better ask somebody

an evasive response to a question that should be known, letting the questioner know that he/she is out of the loop

"Where's the party tonight?"
"Shiiit, you don't know where the party at tonight? Better ask somebody!"

"Yo man where you off to?"
"Better ask somebody."

"If, you don't know, who I be
You betta ask somebooooody about me "

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Is somebody frying bologna?

Any unpleasant, unidentified smell or odor, usually in the context of an enclosed area. Flatulence may or may not be involved.

A Dave Letterman catchphrase from the mid-90's.

I walked into my office the other day and was greeted by an unbelieveably awful and not-readily-identifiable smell. I asked, "Whoa, damn! Is somebody frying bologna?" Turned out is was one of my co-workers, who had forgotten she was cooking a Healthy Choice meal in the mircowave, and it was burning (badly).

Walked into a Starbucks last month and smelled something funny (in a bad way). I mumbled alive, "Man, Jesus, is somebody frying bologna?" Apparently the guy at the table next to the door had been lettin' 'em rip for 15 minutes after drinking the new Chantico beverage.

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fuck somebody up

Kick someone's ass.

I'mma fuck somebody up!

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somebody else's problem

(n.) a device which allows you to render an object invisible if no one expects it to be there, as seen in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"An SEP," he said, "is something that we can't see, or don't see, or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think that it's somebody else's problem. That's what SEP means. Somebody Else's Problem. The brain just edits it out, it's like a blind spot. If you look at it directly you won't see it unless you know precisely what it is. Your only hope is to catch it by surprise out of the corner of your eye."

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put me on with somebody

When somebody says "put me on with somebody" it usually means that that person wants you but the don't wanna tell you straight up.

Me:"Put me on with somebody bro"
Inner me:"I want you to be mine"

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somebody told me

The first hit single by the band 'The Killers', off of their album 'Hot Fuss'. Said album was released in 2004.

Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend, that I had in Feburary of last year.

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Showing Somebody Retarded

the act of showing somebody retarded is when you get mad at somebody and then show them retarded

Guy1: dude craig your fat
Guy2: shutup dude your like retarded
Guy1: I'll show you retarded



How is he showing somebody retarded? we will never know

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