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When a woman with very large hands gives a man a hand-job.
Bob: "Hey Mike, you know Sally right?"
Mike: "The gal with the huge hands?"
Bob: "Yea,I got an Adirondack Bear Claw."
Mike: "Nice!"
(FistBump)
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The result of a woman with an excess of outer labia dipping the lips into a vat of boiling oil and then rolling the lips in powdered sugar, much like making a funnel cake.
I tried to eat Tammy's fried bear claw but it was too greasy and powdery for my taste.
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A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.
"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"
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Stretch marks. The red "lines" on fat areas.
That bitch has some bear claw scratches between her legs!
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When a person who has very long, dirty yellow, finger nails takes a naked woman out into the snow and sticks his hand repeatedly inside her vagina.
Bro I totally gave your girlfriend an Antarctic bear claw after we made a snowman with a dick and boobs last night.
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You take a shit while a girl is giving you head while the guy is playing fifa (or any other sort of cool video game). After you take that shit, you dip your balls in it, the girl sucks on that (your shitty balls) and then you fuck her while smearing shit and white chaving cream all over her. This tactic can only be done in a white bathroom which sets the environment as a white mountain (where bears live). Also you must be wearing a bear mask. After you've done that you tell the girl 3 simple words... "Figure it out"
Girl- "hey what do you want to do to me?"
Guy- "can i please perform the white mountain bear claw?"
Girl- "is it fun?"
Guy- "absolutely"
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It is described as the act of pleasuring a women with the use of one's hand. The act as described as "devastator" is to make a fist and insert into the woman's vigina, the next act of the "grenade" is to quickly open the hand so the fingers are spread as far apart as possible while still inside the women, the final act of the "reverse bear claw" is to curl your fingers (as if you're scratching a person's back) and quickly pull out.
My girl has been pissing me off by hitting me in the nuts by "accident" so I decided to giver her the ol' devastator, grenade, reverse bear claw (DGRBC) (DGR)