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associated with wet dream, dream of this person, have wet dreams everytime
dude my bedtime heroe is bruce willis
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When you cover your dick with peanut better and jelly mixed together and let your dog lick it off.
When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.
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Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.
Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.
You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.
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Really bad at going to bed, whether you go to bed really late, really early or just in a really unorthodox way
Josie goes to bed at 1:59 but has to shower, bathe, hoover, clean the loo and do the washing first. Therefore Josie is getting an F in bedtime
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An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.
Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story
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Getting caught masturbating while your roommate because of one shaking the poorly made college bunkbeds. The second most important reason why college students should have separate beds. The most important reason would be the story every college tells you about the star student/athlete that fell off the top bunk and got paralyzed and almost flunked out.
Fuzzy has bedtime blunders.
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IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME
Literally nobody:
Mom: IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME
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