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A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.
AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.
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Transitive verb. Present and future tenses.
1. A man searching for oral sex at a bar, beach, church, or any place where a social function is occurring.
2. A man having oral sex performed upon his person.
Can also be a used as a past tense verb. "Copped A Beej"
Origin: Midwest United States
1. What are your plans for tonight John?
-Why I'm going to be coppin' a beej at the church social Jim.
2. Adam copped a beej last night from Sally; what a beej champ.
3. I think you're talking about the guido 10 yards away, who's coppin' a beej from some fat girl.
4. You boys don't know the first thing about coppin' a beej.
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a blow job with power and energy equivilant to that of a haymaker punch
matt goodrich serves up a haymaker beej like its his fucking job.
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Getting a blow job and a hand job simultaneously.
Dude, she gave me a heej beej last night....then I fucked her brains out.
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Beej Smeej: (n) a pepe touch combined with some tongue action.
"Just gave a 45 minute beej smeej and then he left and went to the bathroom..."
"Awkward....."
The worst possibly blow job you can recieve from the worst possible girl. If, however, a Bologna Sinclair is performed, Muscle Beeje then becomes Miami Beeje
I was so drunk last night, I definately got a Muscle Beeje from this chick at that bar.
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