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When your farts are so bad and so thick the air is like China.
After burrito night, Seth's farts were so nasty that the air was visibly thick. Seth had a case of Beijing Butthole.
Any place filled with asian people, typically Chineese
"Man, my 4th period class is like taking a trip the the the Beijing Games."
When a female douches with bleach in an attempt to have back alley abortion of sorts.
Cashier: Hey, what's this bleach for?
Woman: Oh, you know. Got knocked up, need a Beijing Carwash.
Cashier: Bitchin'!
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To perform intercourse so vigorously that the female is forced to squint.
She requested a double entree platter of Beijing Beef, and I was happy to serve her up.
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Overweight men From China's Lost generation walking around in public with their bellies exposed. These men will roll up their shirts halfway up their torsos in order to expose their distending midriffs. They do it to flex their status in society as not starving.
When I came to China I wondered why all these old men had their shirts rolled up and fat belly's exposed, but I learned that it is just a way for them to flex the status to their neighbors that they are well fed. Eventually foreigners just started calling it the Beijing Bikini and it stuck. Seriously, it's a thing, google it.
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It could be a huge dose of labetolol. Labetolol is a drug that they use with patients with hypertension (high blood pressure). It blocks the alpha and beta effects of epinephrine and norepinephrine (adrenaline) at adrenergic receptor sites in the heart, blood vessels, and lungs. This causes vasodilation and slowing of the heart rate. A huge dose could potentially be fatal.
the movie crank.
"youve been given the beijing cocktail if you stop moving you die."
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To follow a "gumming" of mephodrone by a healthy swig of juice, whilst swirling abruptly and subsequently swallowing, resulting in an enhanced state of euphoria or "highness"
"Gumming hurts man!"
"d00d what you need is a Beijing Mouthwash!"