Belt

a cold beer, either a can or bottle

Uncle Bernie came over and he suggested we have a few belts on the porch.

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Belt

Belt is smth a mom or dad would use to punish their child

Dad: SON! HOW DARE YOU GET AN A+!
Mom: HE GOT AN A+!?!?!
Son: *Walks over to his parents* Mom, dad...
Dad: EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT AN A+ AND NOT AN A++++++?!?!
Son: B-b-because...
Mom: *Gets the belt*
Son: T-th-the belt? *Cries intently*
Dad:*Takes belt and smacks son's bum*
Son: I'M GAY
Mom: Wtf?
Dad: Wth?
Big bro: Why tf?
Son: ...

The Belt

"The Belt" is something you get after a sexual act is committed it is often decided amongst friends first, be it a threesome, analsex or a donkeypunch

Guy1: So, The Belt, I'm going for it.

Guy2: YOU ARE!?

Guy1: Yeah, I'm totally going to have a threesome!

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Belted

A.) Describing someone so ugly, you would almost think that they might have been hit in the face with a belt very hard at a young age
B.) The past tense of Belt, which means to forcibly send something a distance

Jack: Did you see that new cheerleader?
Riley: Oh yeah! She was totally belted
Jack: Belted?
Riley: Yeah, like someone hit her in the face with a belt

Your girlfriend's voice rang throughout the house as she belted out in ecstacy, "Oh baby, smash that!!!!!"

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belt

a weapon used by a dad to get their point clear

no dad, please not the belt!

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Belting

v. 1. To kill oneself with a belt via hanging.

Harry tried belting himself yesterday.
I'm going to belt myself.

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belt

A term used to describe past sexual experiences with members of different ethnic backgrounds. Different color belts are used to suggest sexual encounters with people of a particular race. However, unlike martial arts, all colors are equal in ranking and points. Let the games begin!

Having or getting your yellow belt would imply that you have, or you are about to sleep with an Asian person
(Black belt-Black people, White belt-Caucasians, Brown belt-Brown people, Blue belt-smurfs...Whatever makes you happy)

Friend#1: "Have you gotten your brown belt yet?"
Friend#2: " No, but im going on a date with this East Indian chick tomrrow and I might get lucky!"

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