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n. 1)an answer in the affirmative
2)an answer in the negative, usually used in the sarcastic affirmative tense.
Ex 1
Mike "Manny, you want a beer?"
Manny "Bet that, puto!"
Ex 2
Chris "Manny, are you any good at badminton?"
Manny "Bet that, puto!"
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Black Entertainment Television, a network made up of black men saying retarded things and half-white women showing off their asses. Similar to the mexican channel.
See also: The WB
Oddly enough, there is no White Entertainment Television because the Jews running the media want to instill a sense of racial shame across America so we don't come to our senses and start another Holocaust.
-Yo, nigga, I was just watchin' BET duh udda day. I beat off to all dem white girls.
-Sheeyit, you a OG now.
-Sheeyit, yo right.
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BETS when you are eating the last things in your cupboard. Macaroni and Cheese w/Hot Dogs. Scrambled Eggs w/Bacon, etc. It's your last meal. You bet your life on it.
I was hungry for some real food but all we had was BETS
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A channel that completely accepts and encourages the stereotypical black attitude and lifestyle. In other words, the degradation of human culture. As if it wasn't degraded enough...
This is what makes other races dislike blacks.
Host of a BET show: "Yo yo yo, man, dis here is the new video from, uh... uh... *inhales deeply* Sh*t, man, I need a joint. Get me one real quick, dawg, and I'll find dat cue card. Ah, hell, who am I kiddin'? I can't read."
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The most conservative channel on cable television.
It has numerous religious shows, supports gun ownership, celebrates fiscal independency, and appears to be resistant to progress and new ideas.
Also it is at times racist, homophobic, sexist, and unoriginal (not to say that conservatives are racist, homophobic, sexist or unoriginal but...come on...)
You know that a channel is conservative when it begins nearly every day with four hours of religious programming.
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Black Entertainment Television. Usually makes whites look bad in a indirect way, talking about how the black race has suffered slavery, when really none of the slaves are still alive today. Also takes pride in the fact that they 'came from the ghetto'.
BET can't seem to remember that the 'actual' blacks can't afford cable, so only the plush blacks from the 'burbs watch it.
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The Bet is to not have sex.
The way to win 'The Bet' is by not having sex.
The way to lose 'The Bet' is by having sex with someone.
If you lose 'The Bet' then you must owe your best friend the equivalent of £20.
Mark: "Hey Tom how was your date last night?" Tom: "It was amazing! I lost the bet last night." Mark: "Awesome, were's my £20?" Tom: "Shit..."
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