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Farting in a bitches face while she giving you head
Last night I gave a hoe a Bethesda Steamer while she sucked me off.
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When the player in a Bethesda Softworks RPG decides the best route to the next objective is over a mountain, calling for the trademark jump.
"Fucking hell man, Rorikstead is just over this mountain... Screw the path, I'll just Bethesda Jump over it"
When something or someone has a poor excuse to a problem they caused.
Named from the game developver known as Bethesda for their glitchy games that people find every excuses known to man to forgive them for.
First Guy - Open world games are prone to glitches. It's the way things are.
Second Guy- Sounds like a Bethesda Excuse to me
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A girl from Bethesda Maryland that fights for social justice while downing a warm bottle of Chardonnay.
Dude, that girl over there with the sign is hammered and it’s 11am.
Of course she is she’s a Bethesda bitch
Small naval town in Maryland. Also, origin of the Foo Fighters
I wanted to visit the origins of the Foo Fighters in Bethesda, Maryland.
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Making something that could be good but ends up being terrible, but people enjoy it anyway; ignoring hundreds and hundreds of helpful suggestions; generally being a giant assclown that is clearly only worried about selling the bridge that you are currently burning while standing on.
The world fades from black. You sit in a wooden cart, surrounded by bandits. One of the bandits has terribly broken textures, and two others are incorrectly labelled as housecats. You shout out to God almighty "I think there's a mistake here!!" Suddenly, a feral pig jumps out of a bush and explodes, killing you. This is some Bethesda-grade incompetence.
North Bethesda is a mostly white school filled with a mix of Kensington and Bethesda kids
Have very lit pee pee times and are similar to Westland and silver creek in its vape and weed cultures, thank fully they are not like Pyle.
North Bethesda middle school weed central
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