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A number nth times larger than any other number. Normally used to describe huge numbers in a funny sounding way.
Person A: "OMG, I just got laid like a ker-billion times!"
Person B: "lol, good for you."
Person A: "That Car costs a ker-billion dollars! I can't afford that!"
Person A: "Donald Trump has almost made a Ker-billion dollars in his lifetime."
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the most kick ass number on this planet
either you give me eleventy billion dollars or i'll fuck you to mars
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1. To boast something with such arrogance, one forgets to clarify the evidence of their proclamation.
2. To do something as a bitch-ass mofo might.
1. "Rudy cut taxes 9 billion"
2. "Damn, Tyson bit his ear off nine billion!"
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A very, very large number, but not as big as squigillion.
Man, I told you like a fucking billion times not to sleep with my mom!
Oh... I had like a fucking billion sammiches and I am SO full...
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A number used by a person to prove that he is very smart, but usually has a reverse effect on the person hearing the word. Hearing the word "eleventy" used by a person usually causes spontaneous laughter throughout the day at the utter ignorance of the party who used the word. Only three people have used the word "eleventy" in the course of history.
-Bilbo Baggins, after he became the creature Gollum, said he loved the precious eleventy times eleven.
-A.C. Slater of Saved By the Bell Fame said he hated Zack Morris more than Eleventy Screeches.
-And of course the third person is whatever Ass-Hat said it to bring you to this point of looking for it.
Ex. "The odds of that happening are worse than hitting the lottery, like eleventy billion to one..."
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Something used to Express Serious examples
I told Coolnick eleventy billion times that he is a faggot and didn't make the word up!
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John: Dude, that guy is worth one billion dollars.
Rob: Wow. That's a fuckload.
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