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Another word for period.
"Dude, why are you so pissed?"
"Its my freakin birthday!"
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A reason to drink. (see also: Halloween, New Years Eve, Independence Day, Easter, Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, Friday)
On his birthday, Charlie consumed twice his weight in beer.
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The one day each year when you celebrate (nine months late) that time I banged your mom.
Happy birthday, kid. I banged your mom.
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“Did you do anything nice for your birthday?” “NO DEBRAH I FUCKING DIDNT I CRIED STOP FUCKING JUDGING ME FOR HAVING A BAD BIRTHDAY”
a day to celebrate because u haven't died lastyear
Sam: Yo nigga, happy birthday
Me: Thanks to god. He didn't kill me last year
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Being thrown out of the place you live
"Saw Todd on the street the other day with all his stuff in a pile"
"Yeah, it was his birthday yesterday.
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