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when you are too much of a pussy to be hit by an airsoft or a paintball gun, but you think you are too old to use nerf guns, so you use gel blasters
Aiden: Yoo did you see Calob's new gel blaster?
Chad: Bruh you actually play with gel blasters?
Aiden: Yeah, airsoft guns are scary and I'm scared I will get hit...
Chad: They dont hurt that bad, you fucking pussy
Coolest, most B.A. character in 1080 for N64. He may be prone to crashing, but he hauls balls.
"If you could have any name, what would it be?"
"Dion Blaster."
"WTF."
"Dude trust me, he's hella fast."
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A "Nigger Blaster" is a shotgun or hand gun that is tucked away inside your car or house, that is easily accessible in the event a nigger or group niggers attempts to steal your stuff or rape or kill you.
Joe: Wow... are you okay after the robbery?
Max: Yup! .... look in the front lawn, I got both of them with my trusty "Nigger Blaster"
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A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.
Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!
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You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!
And then all the kids would say: "Thanks, Meat Cat!", and then he flies away on his, his skateboard.
tina fey 30 rock
You've got Cheesy Blasters!
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A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle
It was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster