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When man is doing a girl from behind and pulls a gun out, shoots her in the back of the head, and sticks his penis into the hole he just shot to finish the job.
Who wants to hear an example of Bloody Mary... nobody-
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When your girlfriend gets teeth pulled mainly or is bleeding from the mouth in general and she gives u head
I got the bloody mary last night after the opperation.. the gauze didnt stop much of the bleeding
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Take the freshly used tampon of a virgin, and use it as a stirring stick to mix all your drinks.
Hey, my girlfriend was being a bitch, so I went through her trash can, found some "ingredients" and made a "Bloody Mary" she'll never forget.
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When you fuck a woman during her period then you force oral sex.
After I got done with the girl, I made her suck my bloody cock.
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You go find a girl who is on her period, while she is letting lose blood, grab a cup and put it under her vagina. After almost all the way full drink your new one of a kind tomato juice drink.
Hey man wanna go play "Bloody Mary"?
The one with the creepy lady in the mirror?
No the one with the cup'n'vagina man!
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when a man and a women are having sex and the women periods onto an ice tray and freezes it overnight. In the morning the man takes and ice cube and puts it into the womans vag and fucks her until it melts. The women then squats over the guy and lets the melted blood flow into his mouth. he then cums into the womans mouth and they swap by making out.
Marissa served up a bloody mary last night.
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When a male propels a pine cone into a females(or males) brownie mix and then ejaculates inside of her asshole.
"Ever since I got that bloody mary I cant grow hair on my asshole"
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