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The action of taking or inserting an item or sexual object into an ass.
My wife has a blooping fetish.
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n. a loud and high pitched noise that is impossibly made, often in an enclosed or cave-like area, that is projected from said area into a more open arena of sound, much like a MEGA-phone, what makes the phone so mega, though, is the user
n. the sound of a bloop
v. making the sound of a bloop from any area that is enclosed and preferably in motion
Bloop is an onamonapia that literally does not mean any other thing. It is not offensive or specific, however it is made with the sound of bloop and is explosive. Once you have heard it you may not know where it came from and would doubt that it was human.
A Bloop is technically loud enough that it is considered an assault merely due to the personal power of your diaphragm and mouth, it is not to be used irresponsibly, instead on unsuspecting passers by or pedestrians. Be warned, a Bloop is not to be directed at an enemy, nor is it unfriendly, it is merely surprising, and unbelievable. Do not disrespect the bloop or it could backfire, causing a helter of skelter, or storm of shit. (please see *storm of shit)
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When you do something that should end up in the blooper role of your life.
Esteban mumbled incoherently whilst tripping on his own foot and violently sneezing. He just had a bloop.
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In cold climates just as the ice on surface water freezes ducks dive to their under water winter homes where they stay until the very first sign of a hole in the ice as it thaws and then they race to the top and pop up through the first thawed hole. This natural wintering pattern for ducks in cold climates is commonly known as blooping.
Hey, did you see those ducks bloop?
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the universal sound effect that can be nearly applied to anything.
origins: Super Mario Brothers
Jas: Hey Minh!
Minh: Bloop!
Jas: ...wtf?
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Sexually: The art of finishing on someone else.
Mentally: The thought of wanting to finish on someone.
Sexually: I blooped all over that chicks face last night.
Mentally: I would love to bloop on that woman.
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