Blown Kiss

While you kiss your partner they let out a fart.

I just told Erin that I’d be ok with getting a cat, I kissed her and it culminated in a blown kiss.

Mind Blown

Synonymous to Mind=Blown

Something incredibly amazing, mind-boggling, or stupid happens, and you're shocked senseless.

Person 1: Is it good if a vacuum cleaner sucks?

Person 2: Wow... I never thought of that! * Mind Blown *

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blown off

To make plans with an individual and cancel those plans (or not show up) because something more appealing came up.

Person A: "I'm not going to make dinner tonight because I heard of a sale at Tiffany's"

Person B: "Man, I just got blown off!"

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blown away

overwhelmed, extremely impressed

I was blown away by his performance.

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blown out

The state of a females vagina after having been invaded more times than Poland.

That whore's gash is blown out like a Firestone recall.

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Blown in place

A military term used to describe how combat engineers deal with an improvised explosive device; rather than risk injury or destruction to surrounding property, they will wire explosives to it and detonate it where it was placed/buried, or 'blow it in place.' Also, used to describe what will happen to someone if they keep fucking up.

"Shit! I pissed away millions of my investor's money, now the government is going to have to bail my firm out."

"Dude, when the news finds out, you're gonna be blown in place."

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get blown

1) To get completely fucked up off alcohol, weed, drugs, etc.
2) To receive oral sex.

Dawson: "If these girls get blown enough, we'll probably have a good chance of getting blown tonight."
Pacey: "Fo' shizzle my nizzle. Who you want?"
Dawson: "Joey."
Pacey: "Good, 'cuz I'll take anything."

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