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You start with numorous insufficent wipes of the anus. Upon completion you should have an abundance of dry shit on the tips of your ass hair. Once all the shit has dried you pluck it out and put it into a plastic container(preferbly ziploc baggie for maximun freshness). You then take part in the act of sexual intercousre with a man/woman depending on your preference. After such act you pull out the baggie and feed the "blumkin berries" to your sexual partner like grapes.
dude, i just got mad burn with the blumkin berries on angela
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When a guy jerks off in a toilet and shits in a girls mouth. Know to be popular in Amsterdam.
The other night at Dunkin-Donuts, I paid some crack whore 5$ to allow me to preform a reverse blumkin on her in the bathroom.
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Combining a hot carl and a blumkin, a hot blumkin is the act of receving oral sex by one slut while defacating on another.
man 1: yo, i got a hot blumkin from two sluts last nigtht!
man 2: Sluts!
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The delicate art of getting shit sucked out of your arse while ejaculating.
Phil:Me and Sophie we're talking about doing a blumkin but then she suggested that we try the Blumkin (Reverse)!! I ended up having an orgasm in front of her.
Karl:I hear that's a common problem in America.
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A special Halloween treat for the man who has everything....(See "Blumkin")
I told my girlfriend to get into the spirit of the holiday so she gave me a Pumpkin Blumkin for Halloween
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The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
Same as above but while performing in an outhouse.
A Country blumkin is the act of getting a blumkin in an outhouse.
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When a guy jerks off in a toilet and shits in a girls mouth. Know to be popular in Amsterdam.
The other night at Dunkin-Donuts, I paid some crack whore 5$ to allow me to preform a reverse blumkin on her in the bathroom.
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