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THUD (Thuroughly Hard Upright Dick)
THUDs happen.
When a THUD happens at a completely unfortunate or embarrassing time, that is a THUD Blunder.
My date THUD Blundered while we were dancing.
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Where the lady becomes pregnant after giving a Blumpkin
"Do you love me mummy?"
"No, you were just a blumpkin blunder!"
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A blunder bigger and more catastrophic than anything you've previously seen, a blunder so outrageous that it devolves into an unmitigated ( and unmitigateable) disaster when us foreign policy and us domestic policy is concerned
Well, the current immigration challenge at the us southern border is really a biden's blunder that someone will have to deal with sooner or later.
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A blunder bus is where you masturbate. Taking a ride on the blunder bus is masturbating, and a bus movie is someone attractive that you think about while doing so.
That girl is real bus movie material, I gotta remember her for the blunder bus.
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(n) a specific type of one hit wonder in which the artist's one and only hit defies all logic and reason
"The Heights" is one of the best examples of a one hit blunder: they are a fake band that performed the bland, generic theme to their low-rated TV show that was cancelled after less than half a season. Despite all this, "How Do You Talk To An Angel" actually spent TWO weeks at #1 in 1992. Wouldn't people have at least tuned in to the show to hear that fantastic theme?!
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Getting caught masturbating while your roommate because of one shaking the poorly made college bunkbeds. The second most important reason why college students should have separate beds. The most important reason would be the story every college tells you about the star student/athlete that fell off the top bunk and got paralyzed and almost flunked out.
Fuzzy has bedtime blunders.
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A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.
Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”