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When the penis grows and get's stiff due to a sexual arouse usually this is the best time to have sex or receive a blowjob.
Kiersten : Hey Jake could you brush my hair I was in hurry and didn't have time before I got to work!
Jake : Sure baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Oh baby did I give you a boner!
Jake : Yes your hair is so silky and soft just the touch of it made my penis expand!
Kiersten : Well lets not waste it keep brushing and I suck on it!
Jake : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmm! Ahhh!
Chad : Oh wow Jake's brushing Kiersten's hair and she's sucking his dick time to spank the old monkey!
Steve : Hey Chad I see you have a Boner how about I help you with that!
Chad : Sure that would be great then I can focus on Kiersten's beautiful hair!
Steve : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Chad what the fuck! Were you getting a boner off at me and Jake again!
Chad : No!
Jake : Then why were you staring at us while Steve was sucking your dick?
Steve : Hey guys what's up!
Kiersten : Go wipe the cum off your face asshole!
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The rebound condition of a girl as a result of being dumped, making her easy.
1.Yo, that girl is so bonerable right now, you should try and hit that.
2. Guy 1: I heard Kelly just got dumped by Fred.
Guy 2: Haha yeah, she's so bonerable right now...excuse me for a minute...
3 Girl 1: I can't believe he broke up with me? Am I not good enough? I'll show him, I'll sleep with he friend tonight.
Girl 2: Oh Kelly, don't be so bonerable.
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The unwritten scale on how likely some one is to get boned. More commonly used towards women.
Guy 1: "What do you think her bonerability is?"
Guy 2: "I give her an 8."
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When your wiener gets hard due to the rushing of blood into it. Happens usually when you are horny. Or when you first wake up in the morning.
The boy got a boner from watching porn
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An erect dick happens when sexually excited or at a random time
She's really hot I got a boner she's fucking sexy
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The quality of being attractive. Usually refers to somebody a male would like to have sex with.
That chick is totally bonerable.
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when your horny and your dick stands up
when i got out of the swimming pool, i had a boner and it showed through my speedos
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